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 Post subject: Life's a bitch and I'm her pimp.
PostPosted: Jul 05, 2012 18:28 
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MC Chris' song called Fett's Vette - He sings kinda fast, so I'm putting the words at the bottom, in case you want to follow along.





Cruisin' Mos Espa in my Delorean
War's over, I'm a peacetime mandalorian
My story has stumped Star Wars historians
Deep in debate, Buffet plate at Bennigan's

Rhyme renegade sure to penetrate
First and second defence, I won't hesitate
Got a job to do, when Darth's the guy that delegates
Got something against Skywalker, someone he really hates

I don't give a fuck, I'm after Solo
For all I care he could be hidin' at Yoda's dojo
Gotta make the money, credit's no good
When the jawas run a shop in your neighborhood

Think you can cook? I got a grappling hook
Let's make this quick 'cause I'm really booked

I'm a devious degenerate defender of the devil
Shut down all the trash compactors on the detention level

chorus

I'm a question, wrapped inside an enigma
Get inside of Slave One, find your homing signal
From Endor to Hoth, Ridley to Spock
I'll find what you want but there's gonna be a cost

See, my name is Boba Fett, I know my shit is tight
Stop actin'right, You're frozen in carbonite
Got telescopic sight, flame throwers on my wrist
You still don't get the gist, spiked boots are made to kick

Targets are made to hit, You think I give a shit
Yo mama is a bitch, I see you in the Sarlaac Pit
You just flipped my switch, Integrity been dissed
You scratchin' on my itch, You know I shoot to get

I get bambinas at cantinas when I lick my lusty lips
So I let you get back inside, your little space ship
Give you a head start , 'cause I'm the sportin' kind
Consider the starting line, the sneaky smile I hide inside

Hope you have hyper drive (drive), pray to stay alive ('live)
Don't try to slip me a five, 'cause I never take a bribe
To the beat of a different drummer, a bad ass bounty hunter
Let no man put asunder or else they be put under

As in six feet, Got an imperial fleet
Backin' me up, gonna blow up any attempt to defeat
They gotta death star, got four payments on my car
Hand it over to hammer head at Mos Eisley bar

He used to carjack. now he's a barback
Just goes to show how you can, get back on the right track
As for me that's not an option, can't say that with more clarity
Me going legit would be like Jar Jar on speech therapy

Chorus

Well I chill in deep space, a mask is over my face
Well I deliver the prize, but I still narrow my eyes
'Cause my time, I don't like to waste.

Get down

Slice you open like a Taun Taun, faster than the Autobahn
Or a motorbike in Tron, do the deed and then I'm gone
Jaba has a hissyfit, contact Calrissian
Over a colt, the plan unfoldsc no politic is legit

Back in the day, when I was a slave
Living life in the fast lane, like in a pod race
My mean streak tweaked I became a basket case
So this space ace split that place, poste haste

Took up a noble cause called the Clone Wars
'Cause life's not all about girls and cars
Or getting fucked up in fucked up bars
See, I'm not a retard or gay like de Barge

I'm large and in charge, with a face so scarred
A cold black heart that's been torn apart
The Sith wish that they had a dick so hard
'Cause it's long long ago, in a pussy far far

Call me master, 'cause I'm faster than Pryor on fire
I no longer have to hot wire
I'm a hunter for hire, With no plans to retire
And all the sucka MCs, Can call me sire

Chorus


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 Post subject: Re: Life's a bitch and I'm her pimp.
PostPosted: Jul 05, 2012 19:07 
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Made me lol..

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 Post subject: Re: Life's a bitch and I'm her pimp.
PostPosted: Jul 05, 2012 21:42 
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 Post subject: Re: Life's a bitch and I'm her pimp.
PostPosted: Jul 05, 2012 23:30 
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Rhaige is gonna love you. That's her favorite song. Shes got it on her myspace, and her phone. Which is now broken btw guys, so you cant text her. Just as an FYI.

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 Post subject: Re: Life's a bitch and I'm her pimp.
PostPosted: Jul 06, 2012 08:54 
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Classic, I've got it on my ipod.

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 Post subject: Re: Life's a bitch and I'm her pimp.
PostPosted: Jul 06, 2012 09:12 
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Yeah, I dig this song alot. He has a couple more Star Wars themed songs (Dengar's Dumptruck, IG-88's '57 Chevy, Han Solo, Zuckiss' Prius). They aren't as good as this one, IMO. But they're cool too.


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 Post subject: Re: Life's a bitch and I'm her pimp.
PostPosted: Jul 06, 2012 17:22 
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I have one better. ;)


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 Post subject: Re: Life's a bitch and I'm her pimp.
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